All that you (N)ever wanted to know.

umm... hmmmmmm......
ummmmm....hmmmmmmmmm.......
*suddenly everyone notices and applauds*

AUTHOR:(acknowledging the crowd with the Classic Wave of the hand motion)
So, Ladies and gentlemen (YES, all three of you), Have you ever given a thought to whatever you would never ever want to know????
Sounds weird na.... nd hey, if you are thinkin dis blog(& the blogger) to be one of those intellectual types, you are PATHETICALLY mistaken. intellect and the blogger are as related 2 each other as are mayawati and mulayam singh.
anyways, back to the real question. Lets give it a thought now. What would it be that you would be least interested in knowing??????

All those who would not like to know how to make girls go mad after them say YAY.....
*a couple of chappals come flying towards the author, He Ducks.....woah, Missed by a whisker*

All those who would not like to know what is the size of RAKHI SAWANT's .....err.... sandals????
* A better response. NO Flying Chappals.*

All those who are no inteesting in knowing how ASH & ABHI make love say YO......
*Oh Shit!!! Everyone running after the author with a chappal or THE deadly tomatoes in their hands. just for a moment the author wonders why do they call them HAWAI chappals*


*at that precise moment, someone from the audience shouts "shut the f*** up damn it.. we dont wanna know what the f*** u think or Whatever you do. Or for that matter whomsoever you are".*


And Yes, here you have your answer. Thats one thing you dont ever wanna know. and as the title suggests, thats all you are gonna get here. what i am, what i think and also my views and thoughts on whatever is goin on around in the world and my neighbourhood.....

THE AUTHOR BOWS DOWN AND THE CURTAINS FALL........

P.S. i have just now noticed that for a 50 words worth of message, i have used some 250 words.
& if that is what you are also doing with water, please stop it. the water you waste may be life for another 5 people.
bye and take care
for more on me, watch this space......